Deeply Disappointed in Women so Silly

Deeply disappointed in my efforts to find a wife
I chose to grow a beard, turn into a monk, and avoid strife
I thought about cutting my balls but I balked at the ceremony
Besides I thought that would be taking things too far in my quest for mental harmony

I had talked before and tried all kinds of girls
But I found I need more than can be satisfied by this world
French girls talk too much and British girls bite but Canadian girls just cry
German girls cant understand English,  and Indian girls wont stop asking why

Disappointed with the planet Earth and the women on this planet so mighty
I just cant stop thinking what if there is something waiting out there for me
So I decided to board a rocket and go to the planet Venus
Its a lesser painful task for me than to cut off my penis

Author: Ajay Ohri

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