Single Life

I was once married

But since 12 noon yesterday

I am now single

Hold your sympathies

and your congratulations

Bitter sweet emotions well up

However having bored you

on that topic many times

I have decided to tell you

my upcoming plans

world domination and total happiness

are all that I aim for now

Now I can ogle

without feeling guilty

I can smile back

to pretty women who choose

for some incomprehensible reason

to smile at me (I mean seriously, ladies!)

I shall jog and swim and be fit

Its great to be available again

Wear some new clothes

Shave everyday

Occupy my loneliness

with these frivolities

Till I find eternal love

or eternal happiness

or something that feels like above