Fun and Funny

I thought I was fun

She thought I was funny

I started calling her darling

She started calling me honey

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But then we started to argue

About little things, sex and money

She moved out with my son

And the sky was no longer sunny

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I reminisce now on what went wrong

How love turned to alimony

How we hit a false note on our love song

How a clean beak went runny