God

God is good and God is kind
HE wont leave any soul behind
No trouble too big shall you find
No sorrow too deep in your mind

For HIS Grace and HIS Word to work for you
Naughty and Lazy and Idle sheep too
Bad times and when you feel blue
Find your God just look within you

Humans need something to have faith
Be it GOD or be it Jedi Space
Faith inside causes self doubts to be erased
Every human has his up and down phase

a friend called K

I had a friend called K
who was pretty needless to say
then again she had a bad day
When I said hi , she chewed my head away

Hello K can you please just smile
Hello K I can wait a while
I am sorry you feel inundated by my style
I intended to soothe and not just rile

People like K
make me wonder and loudly say
Why women act so differently than men
or were we all programmed to behave this way

of course my inability to understand
why people turn interesting and then turn bland
is the reason I went on the internet today
hoping to make more friends but all I got was K

 

Cups

I got my ticket for the long way round Two bottles of whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company And I’m leaving tomorrow What do you say?
When I’m gone When I’m gone You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone You’re gonna miss me by my hair Gonna miss me everywhere Oh, you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone
When I’m gone When I’m gone You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone You’re gonna miss me by my walk You’re gonna miss me by my talk Oh, you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone
I got my ticket for the long way round The one with the prettiest of views Its got mountains its got rivers  Its got sites to give you shivers But it sure would be prettier with you
When I’m gone When I’m gone You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone You’re gonna miss me by my walk You’re gonna miss me by my talk Oh, you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone
When I’m gone When I’m gone You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone You’re gonna miss me by my hair Gonna miss me everywhere Oh, you’re sure gonna miss me when I’m gone
When I’m gone When I’m gone You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone You’re gonna miss me by my walk You’re gonna miss me by my talk Oh, you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone

Oh My God

They ask me what I plan to do

I dont know I guess I am waiting for it too

Another wannabe fighting before he gonna be

Too proud too dumb to see

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Skinny Caucasian women ignore me at their peril

Obese Caucasian women love me at my peril

Asian and East Indian women agree

I am too ugly for matrimony

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This too shall pass

Another bad poem built to last

That too shall piss

Another joker trying to diss

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I am sleepy I should have a sleeping break

Lest inner genius awake

And ask what folly anew

Has lately come over you

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Anthology before I die

Chronology the effort I try

is that all inner genius asks why

Drops dead takes a fall  and sighs

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Oh My God- he did it again

Oh My God- he melted his brain

To create and shape ladles of junk

Droll poetry Entertaining funk

RABBIT AND CAT

Once there was rabbit
He was a merry soul
To multiply his carrot seed
Was his solitary goal
—
Till the rabbit met his match
Found a lady who was quite a catch
Only thing she was a cute kitten
But rabbit by now was hopelessly smitten
—
Rabbit proposed Kitten disposed
Heartbroken Rabbit found wine a repose
Till he discovered the Rabbit’s Internet
After that that bunny was hard to get-
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Writing dreadful poems on the air
Rabbit thought he could forget the kitten somewhere
But cute kittens have a malicious way
In your memory they will somehow stay
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Till one day Rabbit went to the other side
He turned Gay and joined Gay Pride
Now cute bunnies curse the kitten for the loss
While Rabbit enjoys being Gay without a pause

— (Based on an UnTrue Story)